Why I blog.
Wow! I am a blogger now. Actually, blogging was never one of
my interests... Well not until a nerd phoned me up one day. "Hello, may I know
the height of the tide at Lumut two weeks from now?" he asked. "Huh!" was all I
could utter in surprise. After laughing and taunting me he finally accused me of
having a blog. Before I could defend myself, he cut me off. Confused, I
consulted my children and they denied that a blog was created in my name without
my knowledge. There was no response from anyone to the numerous calls and SMSes
that I made to that number subsequently. Pondering over the whole episode, I
felt only pity for that guy. Heh, this is the modern world, man. It is not like
ancient China, where challenges were thrown whenever someone intends to open up
a martial art school. The Chinese call it 'TEK POON'. My God! If having
a blog elicited such a challenge, then that guy needs a shrink. If I have not
forgotten some of the little psychology that I had learn, I think he is having
'SOMETHING' which he is rather ashamed of. Either
that, or being dominated and suppressed at home is the other likely explaination
for this type of behaviour. May God bless you my friend. My advice is to get
'IT' enlarged and have a life.
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